Assault Squad Safety Scissors

“Assault Squad Safety Scissors, based out of Fredericksburg, Virginia, creates sounds for situations where confetti seems like a reasonable idea. Not that there are any parades, or “It’s a girl!/boy!”-’s afoot, just more like “hey, you know what would be alright right about now? confetti”. “Confetti and maybe some chocolate/vanilla swirl pudding”. The music that Andrew Allingham makes in his basement is often so catchy that it makes velcro seem like a plausible solution to catching clouds (except for stratus).“ - Jarvis Cocker