Jay Baker

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I was born on a Tuesday. The best Tuesday ever. Super Tuesday? Fuck that noise. I'm talking about super, incredible, amazing, staggering, awe-inspiring, vibrant, sexy, deluxe, loaded, golden Tuesday. The kind of Tuesday that makes other Tuesdays cower behind the sofa while weeping openly for their mothers. I don't thing it is hyperbole to call it THE BEST TUESDAY EVER!!!!!!!!!! Or maybe it was a Wednesday? To be truthful I don't remember those days very well. Either way, I am almost positive that several parades spontaneously broke out that day, and some of them were of the ticker-tape variety.