Kristen Sylvester

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My music is very gnome-like, meaning it could have easily been made by gnomes, yet it was not. I have a phobia of being summarized, but my interests lay mostly in world domination, serendipitous shenanigans, chaos, creative types, and people with odd hats. Some say, "Patience is a virtue," but I say, "It is a waste of time." So, what are we waiting for? Let the Renaissance begin! The songs posted here contain all the raw unrequited drama and heartache you were missing in your life. These are under-produced songs that I hammered out in my living room. I am a multi-instrumentalist and play/sing all of the parts. Hello, and welcome to my lo-fi wonderland.

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Enjoy– vivid images of your chaotic world through a window of rain. Let us frolic through the lush enchanted magical forest on a wonderfully impish cerebral journey with Kristen Sylvester. Before we embark on this wondrous journey, let us first mix up a strong medicinal potion, a cocktail shall we? Start with an ample shot of drama, add a jigger of sickeningly contagious dark ambient folk music, toss in some classic cry baby "nobody loves me" crap-- then throw it all up in a martini glass, shake it don't stir it! And then drown your sorrows. Turn down the house lights and join in the ceremonies. Become a living anachronism as your journey takes you to fantastical new places. This music may not cure depression, re-create the sexual revolution, or make brainwashed people suddenly wake up, but it is a start.