Help Out

Help Out!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Are you doing well? I hope you're doing well.

I'm going to take a leap of faith and assume that, because you're here, you're interested in helping out with the massive job of running the family (no, still not mafia).
If I'm right, THANK YOU! Every little bit counts, seriously. There's literally no way I can express how much I love you for helping, but I can try.
Not going to, though; I don't want to frighten you off.

Anyway, I'm not asking for anything huge, but there are a few things you can do that'll help get the word out! Ready?

1. Toss Owlie On Your Pages!

Whether it's your myspace, your blog, or your foot fetish site.
This helps a lot, 'cause Owlie is one badass dude. When he talks, people listen.
Here's the html and all that gibberish:


<a href="http://cllct.com"><img src="http://cllct.com/owlie.gif" border=0></a>

2. Do All That 'Social Media' Stuff!

Digg it, stumble it, say it's del.icio.us (which it is). All that stuff helps our ass out loads, and all you have to do is click a button!
Pretty easy, and you get a side of love with that click.

3. Tell Your Friends!

Tell everyone! We need to get the word out; this music is too awesome to be hidden!
Tell your friends and family and people you meet on the street!
Everyone!
The homeless!
Dogs!

4. Just Be Yourself!

Just keep hanging out with us and spending time on CLLCT! That's not too hard, aye? We'd miss you if you left.