The Children are Our Future and So are Flying Cars

I released this as a crayon colored cdr in the summer of 2007. I sent each out to people who asked and then some people sent a few dollars or letters back. It was a donation system, I suppose. I made 75 copies and then got tired of coloring the same thing over and over, so I deemed it "out of print". Plus, I'm always making more music, so it was about time.

here's some press-

“If Elliott Smith had taken Prozac, rather than heroin, he might not have been so goddamned depressed, and his music might have been a little more light-hearted. Assault Squad Safety Scissors is no Elliott Smith, yet, but the collection of inventive acoustic tracks laid down on the Children are Our Future and So are Flying Cars are reminiscent of a “cheerier” Smith and would have made the Omaha native proud.

A.S.S.S. is Fairfax, Virginia native Andrew Allingham, an acoustic guitar and a lot of spare time, spare time that is well used, as his quote, “I wish I had a panda and a recipe for panda soup” proves. Visit Andrew at his myspace page and ask him to send you the Children on cdr, and he will likely oblige, free of charge.
This is Good Shit.”
-9mmPen

One correction- I am a native of Tulsa, Oklahoma. I lived there for the first 16 years of my life. I've only lived in Virginia for a few years. It's quite different.