Staff

Secret Owl

Chief

I put most of this shindig together. I also use words like "shindig" and "groovy". In an alternate universe, I make music.

James Eric

Mad Marketer, Writer

James Eric is a really neat guy who gives out lots of awesome CDs and makes lots of hip music. He gave Stephen Meritt a CD once. James also interviews cool people over at Ear Drugs.

Tinyfolk

Liason, Writer

Tinyfolk has been one of the Collective lads since they very beginning, and he's also one of the most active members of the Collective. Scholars believe this is because he stole a Time-Turner from the Department of Mysteries.

Existential Hero

Moderator, Writer

Steven Ray Morris is a world traveler; he's currently in New Zealand, but next week I hear he'll be in Norway. He blogs about lo-fi/awesome music over at Foggy Ruins of Time. We also have the same last name, but I think that's just a coincidence.

Patrick Ripoll

Moderator, Writer

Patrick has a rad bod. He was lucky enough to get to the fountain of youth before anyone else in the 1400's, and it shows. He makes lots of things, and his music is particularly excellent. The lad has also been part of the family for as long as I can remember.

Meester Magpie

Moderator

Meester Magpie came from the future to warn us about magpies. He stayed for the buffet. He also happens to be a wizard, so let him know if you have any problems with goblins.

Ty Hendrickson

Scripter/Coder

Ty Hendrickson knows a lot about computery stuff, and he's known to indulge in fierce battles-of-wits with super computers, sometimes lasting for weeks at a time. Lesser computers fear his presence.

Morgan Orion

Moderator

Morgan Orion, according to his profile, is on tour. He once played a show on the moon. He also shares my sentiments about dancing; it's no fun if there's only one.

fire island, AK

Minister of Apparel

Thomas is as old as the sun, and his discography proves it. He is also half mongoose, snake killer extraordinaire. This man is the minister of apparel, which means he's in charge of the shop and all the items in it. Artists, if you want in, this is the man to call.

Scott Kingsley Clark

Scripter/Coder

Scott is a mysterious man that came from the beaches. On his way out of the water, he decided he would become a php guru. And so, he became a web expert, easily comparable to spiderman.

Björn Ekström

Writer

Björn comes from a dystopian future. His favorite thing is lemonade music, a genre that won't be invented for another fifty years, and he still won't tell me when this futuristic nation called "Sweden" will be founded.

Gordon Jay

Software Whip

Gordon Jay whips up software! Or, he whips software. Sounds kinky, but it's not sexual in the least. He's actually whipping the software so it'll work faster. Gordon's favorite genre is fucknoise, or so I'm told.